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What is Celibacy?

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Garry and his wife, Sue, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.'

He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'

Garry leaned over, touched Sue’s arm gently, and whispered, 'Robin Hood All-Purpose, isn't it?'

And thus began Garry’s life of celibacy.

For those down south, substitute "Robin Hood All Purpose" with "Red Band All Purpose" and you will get it. I had to look up "Robin Hood All Purpose to discover that it is a flour. I'm an idiot...where's my sign?

Here it is, lol.


Even i worked it out, Brits substitute in Bero or Home Pride, lol.

guys well maybe that is true but there are some things in English that i still dont understand cause i from europe and many words i still need to know m8s.