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*L.T.K*Sprintman
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Speeders

Post by *L.T.K*Sprintman »

Waiting to catch speeding drivers a Police officer sees a car puttering along at just 22 MPH.
Says he to himself: "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"
So he turns on his blue lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies, two in the front seats and three in the back...wide eyed and white as ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

"Madam," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."

"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly...Twenty-two miles an hour - there's the sign!" ....the old woman says proudly pointing just ahead.

The Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that A22 is the road number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman smiles and thanks the officer for pointing out her error.

"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask....Is everyone in this carOK? These women seem awfully shaken, and they haven't made a sound this whole time," the officer asks.

"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We've just come off the A120."
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Re: Speeders

Post by Apalachio »

Nice Joke Sprinterman. Apalachio
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