A female dentist prepares a needle to give her male patient with toothache an anaesthetic injection.
“No way! No needles, I hate needles!” the man says.
So the dentist starts to hook up her nitrous oxide gas, the man objects again.
“I can't do the gas thing either. The thought of having the gas mask on my face makes me faint!”
She then asks him if he has any objection to taking a pill.
“No objection,” the patient says. “'I'm fine with pills.”
When she returns she says,
“Here's a Viagra and a glass of water.”
The man says,
“Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!”
“It doesn't” she says,
"But it’ll give you something to hold on to while I pull your tooth out."
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